Wow, someone must have actually discovered a way to clean clothes so they don’t have to be discarded after a single use. Must find out more about this, could save me a fortune. Or maybe make me a fortune if I can come up with some sort of automated process…
….but also cosmetic surgery by the looks of it. Quite a transformation.
Quite a large headline. too!
Poor guy, survives wars only to get struck down by flies. Can only be the MailOnline.
You’d spend all day trying to guess where this headline appeared so I’ll tell you:
Such headlines could only be from the MailOnline:
I couldn’t help but laugh when I read this piece in the MailOnline: “Why DO so many fawn over this grubby trollop? SARAH VINE says Kim Kardashian makes Jeremy Kyle look classy”. It couldn’t possibly, of course, have anything to do with the fact that today’s front page of said site had no less than 24 (fawning) links to ‘articles’ on the various members of the Kardashian clan. Nah..
‘Just take the f****** picture’: Prince Philip launches bizarre four-letter outburst during Battle of Britain photocall
Unfortunately, the Mail failed to clarify upon their implication that either the illegals were on their way to see Kate Moss, or that Kate Moss was otherwise somehow involved in the incident.