MailOnline

Unfortunately, the Mail failed to clarify upon their implication that either the illegals were on their way to see Kate Moss, or that Kate Moss was otherwise somehow involved in the incident. Maybe she knew the driver? Maybe she was the driver?

MailOnline

I am surprised, however, that they did not reference one of their current favourites: ‘An incident occurred this morning in Bourton on the Water in the Cotswolds, only 5,367 miles from where Kim Kardashian was sleeping soundly, totally unaware of the commotion.’